[ecurbh]

"Not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, Lou."

"Aww, geez!"

"So guess that would be your partner there in the wood chipper?"

[tuffydoodle]

Dangit, I was gonna use the woodchipper line next.

"Well, the little guy was kinda funny lookin'."
"Can you be more specific?"
"I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised."
"Was he funny lookin' apart from that?"