ROTFL!
"Everybody freeze! Everybody get down on the ground!"
"Well, which is it boy, you want me to freeze, or get down on the ground? Cuz if'n I freeze, I can't rightly get down. And if'n I drop, I'm a gonna be in motion..."
"You got a table an chairs, you got a dinette. You got a table and no chairs, you got dick."
"If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bust his ass a'hoppin! Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the p.m. and in exactly 12 hours I'm gonna be there to kick me some butt, or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"