Yikes. I hope you're not around if I ever run for office. You should be working for the FBI or something...
Luckily, it seems no one has taken a shining to your investigation yet. Seems you and I are the only ones calling me a hypocrite.
Keep up the good work. ;-)
I think you're doing a fine job.
That's an admission that took some courage and maturity on your part to make.
Nicely done.