If morbid curiosity ever leads you there, make sure you do it on an empty stomach.
If you can't stomach going to DU, read the DUmmie FUnnies everyday. Ask PJ to put you on his ping list. He will be urinating in his underpants with joy and visualizing the reality of his ping list growing.
PJ, do I gain any points for promoting the DUmmie FUnnies? Maybe I could move up a couple of spaces on the pingee list. *hint, hint*