He was trained by the mistress herself:
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"Jacqueline Stallone has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Just as a print of your fingerprint, palms, soles and ears tell a story, so does your rump. The lines, crevices and folds of your fanny, rear-end for those of you in the UK, can, to the trained eye, reveal your personality, fate and future in luck and love. So they thought in ancient India and Babylon and so they do today. The Greeks used palm and behind prints to determine health and fidelity. The Romans used the prints to determine potential talents and future success. The prints reveal your whole being.
Tea leaves, casting the bones, and reading coffee grounds, studying the stars in the night sky -- all have been used as a guide to the future, a beacon to show the way, and to impart confidence as we move forward into the unknown: your rumpology print and report will too!
Send a close up picture of your rear end by either using a digital camera or scanning a photo -- at least 800 pixels wide (see examples). Attach your image to the order form.
Jacqueline will read the image of your rump and you will receive...
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html"
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Just when I think I've seen everything. Maybe all these earthquakes and hurricanes and cataclysms are not just bad luck, maybe the fundies are right and these are the end times... I want my teddy.
"...Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together...!"
Her son must be so proud.
now I know where Sly gets his smarts