Why don't they make a remake of the remake.
That's actually in the works. Look for a new version of "Cape Fear" in 2008. And, with the mediocre showing of "Fat Albert" recently, look for them to get an honest-to-goodness fat guy to play the role (as opposed to someone in a
"fatsuit")and do a re-launch next Christmas (oops, I meant Holiday Season--sorry if I offended anyone, the re-education hasn't set in yet)