I actually read that link and have concluded that Lumi Kartuuni is either Lucifer or a dork. I've pretty much landed on the dork side of the argument. I think his situation is directly related to the fact that ... in PC terms he's phallically disadvantaged. One could tell at that early age he was destined for ridicule and delusions of adequacy.
This guy had a Norwegian flag...the google brought up his homepage, with references to Norway....this is one strange duck.
They say everyone marches to the beat of a different drummer....this one is listening to a tuba.