[arasina]

LOL! ba dum bum

So I sez tuh da dame wit da big buzzooms, I axes huh whut day good fuh, septin fuh guys tuh squeeze 'n' stuff like dat. Yuh know wachee sez tuh me, all hoity toity like? "Women use them on the Dark Continent to suckle orphan pigs." I cud hoddly believe my own eahs.

[Petronski]

You've captured my accent perfectly.