You created an account on Christmas Eve to ask a largely political website a question about cats eating raw bacon? There are only about a thousand pet oriented sites out there. I dunno, why not ask there?
Because, Mom, the post was an early Christmas present to all the Freepers who could come up with amusing responses. Have you not noted that this thread is perhaps the most popular today, reponse-wise? >200 and counting.
Bah, humbug! to you too.
(wink wink)