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To: Lakeshark

LOL - Sharkey, (blush), NO, we drank every last drop. Just kiddin. My brother in law is a master wine maker. His wine is the only red wine my son in law will drink. Of course we like it too. My daughter and my son, HATE wine. They drank a couple of Vodka coolers. I even tried one of those. It was mmmmmmmmm good!!


557 posted on 12/27/2004 7:13:08 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks belong South - we'd make good Americans!!)
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To: Canadian Outrage; Borax Queen; Darksheare; ValerieUSA; celtic gal; restornu

From another thread:

How to "Cat-Proof" Your Christmas Tree


Buy a cardboard box big enough to hold the tree. Paint it red and yellow. Paste pictures of cats playing with toys on the box. Write phrases on the box like: "Giant very expensive cat toy." "Your cat will love it!" "No cat can resist!" "Hours and hours of fun!" "Only $99,999,999.99!"

Bring the tree home inside the box, and round up your cats. Say, "look what mommy got you! A giant, really really expensive cat toy! You will go nuts! I can't wait to see you play with this!"

Force the cats to watch you put up the tree and decorate it. If they drift off towards the cardboard box, bring them back to the tree and point at it while saying things like "you had better play with this thing, I spent a month's salary on it."

When the tree is decorated, wave some branches in their face and shout, "come on and play! Looky here, the branches move, see? You're supposed to swat at the branches and have lots and lots of fun! Hey, come back here! You come back here right now and play with this tree. See how much fun it is? HEY. I'M TALKING TO YOU. Get out of that box right now, mister. The box is not a toy. This is the toy."

If you do this with enough sincerity, your cats will avoid the tree like it was a foaming mad Rottweiler.

Of course, you'll be stuck with a giant ugly cardboard box in your living room all through the holidays, but it can always double as a buffet table.


560 posted on 12/27/2004 7:23:21 PM PST by sweetliberty (Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
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To: Canadian Outrage
Just kiddin. My brother in law is a master wine maker. His wine is the only red wine my son in law will drink

Thanks for the reminder .. I need to pick up a bottle or two for New Years Eve :0)

567 posted on 12/27/2004 11:35:59 PM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: Canadian Outrage
Hiya short stuff....

Are you still there?

649 posted on 12/28/2004 1:35:47 PM PST by Lakeshark (Whatever...................................................................:-)
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