[macbee]

Literally laugh-out-loud funny summaries "from" such luminaries as John Kerry, Ayn Rand, Jessica Simpson, and CBS News. Enjoy!

[pgkdan]

Jacques Chirac: Scrooge can't understand anything that happens when the Ghost of Christmas Future haunts him. It's all in Arabic.

Touche.

[dr_pat]

I liked:

Richard Dawkins: Ghosts don't exist. Scrooge does whatever he wants. Tiny Tim dies. Later, Scrooge dies. No one cares. The Christmas Carol meme lives on indefinitely.

Peter Singer: Same as Richard Dawkins, except that, seeing no reason to do otherwise, Scrooge eats Tiny Tim for Christmas dinner.

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Some of these fall flat, but some are really inspired. The Kerry one isn't bad at all. I laughed out loud at the Shyamalan, Rand, and Libertarian Party versions.

[nopardons]

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