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Posted on 12/23/2004 2:34:27 AM PST by esryle
Someone who can predict bum luck...
How 'bout that...
Please! No pictures!
So asinine.
ISHP
Alas, remember the episode of Seinfeld that included the doctor with the vanity license plate, ASSMAN.
"And what do you want to do when you grow up, little Jose?"
Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
And Miranda falls right about in the middle.
"I can see your life will stink hell."
Fag.
this cracks me up
Heh heh heh
"You can read my butt any day of the week! Where do I get in line?"
This sounds like something Ms. Morford might take a 'crack' at.
Donald Rumpsfelt
Horace Rumphole
half assed story ping
Calling all buttmonkeys.
Moon over Miami?
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