Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup brown sugar 2 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Start by sampling the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup; drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's a good idea to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, so pour another cup; drink. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet? Check the Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS
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FUDGE SCOTCH SQUARES
1 12 oz. pk. semisweet shocolate morsels
1 12 oz. pk. butterscotch morsels
2 cans Eagle brand milk
2 teaspoons vanilla flavoring
3 cups graham cracker crumbs
OPTIONAL: 1 1/2 cups cracked almonds
Mix all together and spread in 9"x13" glass dish that has been sprayed with Pam. Cook on 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Take pan out and let sit for 15-20 minutes. Cut in squares. Remove from pan. These freeze well.
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