Hilarious!
I've LOVED this one for YEARS!
GREAT post!
This blonde tries to get a job as a lumberjack.
The foreman sez, "you have to cut down 100 trees a day. Here's your chain saw."
The first day, she comes back, exhausted & sez, "I could only cut down 6."
The 4man sez, "you have to do better than that. Better get up early tomorrow."
The next day, she comes back, exhausted & sez, "I could only cut down 12."
The 4man sez, "Somethin' ain't right. I'll go out with you tomorrow."
The next day, he starts the chain saw & she sez, "what's that noise?"