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Posted on 12/17/2004 8:59:30 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: Red Badger
A joke I heard one time from James Kennedy (the preacher)...
He was preaching about loving your neighbor as yourself. He said, "You're going to love yourself. You may look in the mirror and not like what you see. You may have the furniture disease. You know, that's where your chest done fell in your drawers..."
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:30:34 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Zacs Mom
To: Pinetop
"Not myself personally no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister." LMAO!!!
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:31:46 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(There is no dufu but DUFU and PJ Comix is it's author)
To: Zacs Mom; TheBigB
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:32:11 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And if you can't be good, be careful.)
To: All
To: Prime Choice
Remember on "Look Who's Talking" where John Travolta sees a well built woman and asks Mikey "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Mikey replies, "Yeah...LUNCH!!!"
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:32:39 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: wdkeller
A blonde got a job at the toy facory that makes the TICKLE ME ELMO dolls. The director gives her her instructions at the end of the assembly line and lets her get to work. Hours later, he's amazed to see a HUGE backlog of dolls on the line. He gets to the end and to his amazement, he sees the blonde sealing two walnuts in a small bag and stapling them to the front of every doll. He asks what she's doing and she says, "Just what you told me. I'm giving every doll two test tickles."
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:32:54 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
To: TheBigB
To: TheBigB; Happy2BMe; devolve; Grampa Dave
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:04 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
To: jeffie77
Do you by chance read spider robinson? Didn't he write a story called, "God is an Iron"?
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:10 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And if you can't be good, be careful.)
To: proud_2_B_texasgal
To: TheBigB
OK where did you get that picture of me?????
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:27 AM PST
by
SweetCaroline
( I promise God & myself that I will let go of this addiction that is destroying me!)
To: proud_2_B_texasgal
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:45 AM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(George W. Bush is our president ... Get over it!)
To: MeekOneGOP
So THAT'S where the Yule Log came from!
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:34:57 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And if you can't be good, be careful.)
To: SweetCaroline
OK where did you get that picture of me????? And more importantly, where did all these hyperventilating Horny Net Geeks come from?
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:35:45 AM PST
by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And if you can't be good, be careful.)
To: SweetCaroline
You'll have to be more specific, dear. ; )
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:35:50 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
I reeeaaallly have to get back to work (294 ft)
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:35:50 AM PST
by
fawn796
To: BunnySlippers
Hey, it's only my 7th annual 39th birthday!
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:35:59 AM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: fawn796
Good job for that short time!
To: TheBigB
(
This pic needs a caption .....)
______________________
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posted on
12/17/2004 10:37:53 AM PST
by
Tuba Guy
('I can't recall, I have no memory of that, I don't remember')
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