I can't imagine. Crunchy? Gooey? Like a donut, maybe with rich, rich filling? I heard, on Food TV I think, the Scots get a kick out of watching people unfamiliar with the 'treat' eat it, because it's soooo deceptively hot inside, like nacho cheese can get, I imagine, that silly (American) people burn their tongues and do that funny burn dance... I hear the Scots deep fry 'everything'. With 'Haggus' as the national dish, deep fried candy
would be a treat!
I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask if they have a portable defibrulator on hand... Remember Moe's family eatery, everything deep fried?
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