LOL! Sounds positively decadent, but gawdawful. Aye, the Deep Fried Mars Bars'll make ye a sumph for your sturt and ye'd be all touzie, no longer able to spelder or be stoorie and ye sartinly woon't lee-lang!
............ yeh, anat! Gimme an Ahrn. (Pittsburghese)
;-)