So, if sleeping in the same bed constitutes homosexuality, I suppose that the Stooges were a menange-a-trois?
Moe! Larry! Cheese!
And the famous episode where John Adams and Ben Franklin shared a motel bed. Adams complained about Franklin wanting the window left open. Adams fell asleep to the sound of Franklin's lecture on the health benefits of fresh air. A true, classic tale about 2 ardently hetero men.
Read John Adams letters to his wife. He talks a lot about the night he spent in bed with Ben Franklin -- arguing about keeping the window open or closed. You figure high falut'n guys like them on Govb'ment expense accounts could have sprung for seperate rooms at the Holiday Inn. They were must have been fags. ;~))
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Not only that, according to these professional liars, any man who spends any amount of time bonding with a friend, camping, fishing, playing pool, what have you, is a closet gay.