How to get a new bear on the cheap:
1. Come out to Western Maryland near the Deep Creek Lake resort
2. Set a bait pile of food near local dumpster
3. Get big bear trap
4. Wait one night
5. Take bear to zoo
Easier way to catch a bear:
Go to a frozen pond,cut a hole in the ice, open a can of peas and spread them around the hole.
Go hide in the bushes and when the bear comes out to take a pea, run over and kick him in the ice hole.
"How to get a new bear on the cheap: "
How silly. Don't you know you have to do an Environmental Impact Study first?...
/sarcasm off