Don't have one.
The folks who lost their dog are no doubt heartbroken. I'm sure they'd not appreciate your sentiments
I'm sure they don't, and if they were freepers I wouldn't post them. However, I must say something is very strange about a website where people joke about "darwin award winners" all the time, most of whome were loved by someone, yet one can't joke about a ratty little dog that bites the heals of everyone except its owner.
Dogs are the official pet of choice for conservatives so they say.