I figure that must be some kind of weird new therapy or something:
Tony Robbins:
Now, with my new Personal High Flyer Power program, you too can feel empowered! Feeling angry at capitalist business owners and the entertainment industry? Frustrated that you can't do anything constructive about it because you can't spell well enough to write your Congressman and get them to pass a law against posting flyers? Well, now there's something you can do about it! Tear down a flyer and, whew, what a rush! You see, flyers contain a nasty hormone that stores stubborn belly fat. So ripping them down works 10 times more effectively than Leptoprin or any other empowerment pill on the market today! You don't have to take my word for it--try it out for yourself! As for me, I know it works--because you see, I'm not only the owner of Personal High Flyer Power: I'm also a client.
I also like that they addressed that chest puffing bit about talking behind their back.. to themself.
I was also amused that they posted on a public mailing list with thousands of people on it which is monitored by major news media and the intelligence community and then expected others to mind their own business. Yeah, when I want to discuss something with someone in private I always post it on a billboard. . .
I only post stuff I can generally laugh about now, like my date with Miss Staplegun 1993.