There is nothing more intimidating to Leftists in a coffee house than a guy in a motorcycle jacket, black Sinatra hat, drainpipe Levis and Beatle boots sitting at a table with CDs from Black Sabbath to The Magnetic Fields scattered across the table, a half-filled spiral notebook ...
... reading National Review. People don't mess with you.
Hey--I've seen that guy. . .
I'm gonna go out in my biker clothes now and play "Iron Man" on my headphones and hang out at Starbucks reading Ann Coulter and intimidating lefties. Don't have too much fun while I'm out!