And I wear patchoulli! It covers up the stench of barn chores until I can get a shower.
These people are a joke and isolate themselves to keep it a private joke.
As for coffee houses being full of liberal pukes, it's the geography and demographics. Around me I have the bars filled with alchoholic liberal pukes. As for paying $3 for a cup of good espresso with some hot water, I have a stovetop espresso maker which costs $29. A milk foamer runs $10. I do go to the coffee joints to see some uncorral'd erectile hooter bobbers and free breathing nappy dugouts draped in batik printed see thru skirts. I do not go there to buy the coffee.
Not all trappings of hippie liberal pukes go unappreciated by this conservative.
What language was that ?