Man, I've been depressed at points in my life, but it never occurred to me that cutting off my penis could in any way make things better.
On the incredibly remote chance the thought ever comes to my mind, I will be grateful for this guy's lesson: Cutting off your penis will not improve your mood.
39 posted on 12/11/2004 8:17:53 PM PST by Entropy Squared
(The Rush to Chaos)