[PatrickHenry]

There once was a man from Belgrade,
Who removed his manhood with a blade;
But after it was chopped;
And to the ground it had flopped;
He regretted the decision he'd made.

[gwbiny2k]

That was pretty good LOL

[general_re]

There once was a man from Kragujevac,
Who gave his willie a mighty whack,
When he saw he had none,
He changed his mind about what he'd done,
And found a doctor, posthaste, to put it back.

[VadeRetro]

"It won't be long now" bump.