[Rummyfan]

And maybe that sad epitaph was writ even larger a few years back when stodgy old Cadillac bought the rights to Zeppelin's manic mega-anthem "Rock n' Roll" for use in hawking the wildly mediocre CTS sedan to wealthy boho yuppies, all of whom vaguely remember inhaling back in the '70s and who might've once believed Page & Plant to be demigods but who now only fantasize about owning a riding lawn mower and having sex once a month and glimpsing the babysitter's nipples through her Avril Lavigne T-shirt.

Is Morford revealing something here? I thought he was gay.

[Minn]

...fantasize about owning a riding lawn mower and having sex once a month and glimpsing the babysitter's nipples through her Avril Lavigne T-shirt.

Nothing can ruin a night out with the Mrs. more than wanting to hurry home to get another glimpse of the babysitter's nipples. I hate when that happens.

[daviddennis]

He may be bisexual; he has a girlfriend, per an interview with him.

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