The breast was back in 2003! Salma Hayek, Cathy Jones, Marcia Gay Harden, Halle Berry, Mira Sorvino, Julianne Moore and Tatum O’Neal all had `em. All showed `em. Diane Lane and Kathy Bates both got nominated for showing `em. Hid them away. The Jennifers (Ms. Lopez and Mrs. Garner) tried to turn flapjacks into tall stacks. Y’all want to bet that they schedule their first pregnancies around awards season to get some mileage out of their DVD extras?
