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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
Weekly World News ^ | 12/09/04 | Mark Miller

Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: TheBigB

Damn you...


101 posted on 12/09/2004 11:56:27 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
" . . . came right through the screen and entered our very souls . . ."

Watching in 3-D I guess.

102 posted on 12/09/2004 11:57:39 AM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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To: BenLurkin

I've heard the hallucinogens in Africa can do that when you watch St. Salma Hayek films...


103 posted on 12/09/2004 11:58:36 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: ApesForEvolution
"Salma just doesn't know what to say..."

I don't want her to say nothing. I don't want to talk to her. Never, ever! Hear that, Salma? Don't ever call me again, hear?

But if you do, you can call me 'East.'

;> -- Howdy back, AFE.

104 posted on 12/09/2004 11:59:32 AM PST by Eastbound ("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
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To: Eastbound

Heyyyy-Ohhhhh!

CYALATER...


105 posted on 12/09/2004 12:01:07 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: ApesForEvolution

< twirls moustache evilly >


106 posted on 12/09/2004 12:01:14 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: TheBigB

heheheheheeee


107 posted on 12/09/2004 12:03:05 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Alouette

Here. You like threads about religion, right...? :)


108 posted on 12/09/2004 12:03:40 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Actually, the natives were also so impressed by her co-star
in this flick, that they changed the name of their tribe:


109 posted on 12/09/2004 12:04:26 PM PST by mikrofon (Previously, they were called the Shmedlaps...)
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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..
Shame on me for not putting out an all-points (hee!) bulletin to the RPR list before now!

PING the REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list! What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It's neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs; unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for; the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

110 posted on 12/09/2004 12:10:50 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have only two thoughts to share.

But I will hold them closely confidential.

111 posted on 12/09/2004 12:12:23 PM PST by Cold Heat (What are fears but voices awry?Whispering harm where harm is not and deluding the unwary. Wordsworth)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Wow. It's not every day that one discovers he's part of a religion he'd never heard of before.


112 posted on 12/09/2004 12:17:22 PM PST by katana
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To: dubyaismypresident

SPG ping.


113 posted on 12/09/2004 12:18:54 PM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Can you blame them?


114 posted on 12/09/2004 12:20:14 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Bella_Bru

In a few hours. I've got to start bringing my ping lists to work.


115 posted on 12/09/2004 12:21:24 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
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To: TheBigB

You're late.


116 posted on 12/09/2004 12:23:17 PM PST by StoneColdGOP (Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Hap; Xenalyte; humblegunner; Allegra

I think the author deserves a Pulitzer for his fine journalistic work. Who's with me!?


117 posted on 12/09/2004 12:23:35 PM PST by Bacon Man (Everyone thinks it's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!)
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To: dubyaismypresident

Yes you do. Especially on Friday.


118 posted on 12/09/2004 12:24:52 PM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: Bella_Bru
Yes you do. Especially on Friday.

For a second there. I thought it was Friday. It certainly has a Friday feel to it.

119 posted on 12/09/2004 12:25:52 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
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To: StoneColdGOP
Yeah, yeah...


120 posted on 12/09/2004 12:27:01 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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