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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
Weekly World News ^
| 12/09/04
| Mark Miller
Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: TheBigB
101
posted on
12/09/2004 11:56:27 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
" . . . came right through the screen and entered our very souls . . ."Watching in 3-D I guess.
102
posted on
12/09/2004 11:57:39 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: BenLurkin
I've heard the hallucinogens in Africa can do that when you watch St. Salma Hayek films...
103
posted on
12/09/2004 11:58:36 AM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: ApesForEvolution
"Salma just doesn't know what to say..." I don't want her to say nothing. I don't want to talk to her. Never, ever! Hear that, Salma? Don't ever call me again, hear?
But if you do, you can call me 'East.'
;> -- Howdy back, AFE.
104
posted on
12/09/2004 11:59:32 AM PST
by
Eastbound
("Neither a Scrooge nor a Patsy be")
To: Eastbound
Heyyyy-Ohhhhh!
CYALATER...
105
posted on
12/09/2004 12:01:07 PM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: ApesForEvolution
< twirls moustache evilly >
106
posted on
12/09/2004 12:01:14 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: TheBigB
107
posted on
12/09/2004 12:03:05 PM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: Alouette
Here. You like threads about religion, right...? :)
108
posted on
12/09/2004 12:03:40 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Actually, the natives were also so impressed by her co-star
in this flick, that they changed the name of their tribe:
109
posted on
12/09/2004 12:04:26 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Previously, they were called the Shmedlaps...)
To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..
Shame on me for not putting out an all-points (hee!) bulletin to the RPR list before now! PING the REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list! What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It's neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs; unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for; the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.
110
posted on
12/09/2004 12:10:50 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I have only two thoughts to share.
But I will hold them closely confidential.
111
posted on
12/09/2004 12:12:23 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
(What are fears but voices awry?Whispering harm where harm is not and deluding the unwary. Wordsworth)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Wow. It's not every day that one discovers he's part of a religion he'd never heard of before.
112
posted on
12/09/2004 12:17:22 PM PST
by
katana
To: dubyaismypresident
113
posted on
12/09/2004 12:18:54 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
114
posted on
12/09/2004 12:20:14 PM PST
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: Bella_Bru
In a few hours. I've got to start bringing my ping lists to work.
115
posted on
12/09/2004 12:21:24 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
To: TheBigB
116
posted on
12/09/2004 12:23:17 PM PST
by
StoneColdGOP
(Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Hap; Xenalyte; humblegunner; Allegra
I think the author deserves a Pulitzer for his fine journalistic work. Who's with me!?
117
posted on
12/09/2004 12:23:35 PM PST
by
Bacon Man
(Everyone thinks it's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!)
To: dubyaismypresident
Yes you do. Especially on Friday.
118
posted on
12/09/2004 12:24:52 PM PST
by
Bella_Bru
(You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
To: Bella_Bru
Yes you do. Especially on Friday.For a second there. I thought it was Friday. It certainly has a Friday feel to it.
119
posted on
12/09/2004 12:25:52 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
To: StoneColdGOP
Yeah, yeah...
120
posted on
12/09/2004 12:27:01 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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