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To: immigrationreformactivist

The most consistently found contaminant found on public keyboards is human feces.


222 posted on 12/09/2004 10:53:13 AM PST by blam
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To: blam
"The most consistently found contaminant found on public keyboards is human feces."

Is that why I'm a crappy typist?

Thanks for sharing.

240 posted on 12/09/2004 11:05:37 AM PST by 506trooper (Rough man, still standing ready to do violence in your behalf.)
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To: blam
The most consistently found contaminant found on public keyboards is human feces.

One time while having dinner in a restaurant, the woman at the table next to us picked her baby up and placed him on the table next to her dinner plate for some reason. The diaper was full, and a small lump fell out of same. She nonchalantly flicked this lump off the table, placed the baby back in his stroller, and continued eating.

For some odd reason, I lost my appetite, and have never returned to that dining establishment.

341 posted on 12/09/2004 12:49:42 PM PST by Don W (Some lives are taken, while others are freely given)
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