[mlmr]

Does he wear his "I refuse to grow up" T-shirt? Are his arms all tatooed?


I have no idea what goes on underneath that impeccibly tailored suit.

But I do know that the only old men who look good in earrings live under the skull and crossbones and say things like "Walk the plank!" with a cutlass in their teeth.

[the invisib1e hand]

arrrrrrrghhh!
we are the pirates
who don't do anything
we just stay at home
and lie around
and if you ask us
to do anything
we'll just tell you
"we don't do anything."