To me "Don't quit your day job." is commonly used to tell someone they have no ability or talent....that their creation is a failure. It is in my view a nasty put down.
But you have a differing opinion and I will gladly adopt your view on what is funny and what is a put down.
You view of what is a joke allows me to quote you a line I used a few times in Vegas. Occasionally there would be a female heckler when I was playing the Golden Nugget Lounge.I would stop the band, Point to the offending female.. and say...
Trying to be a commedian... Huh??? !!!! pause
Don't quit your night job?
It always broke up the room. I'm sure you would find it equally as funny if I said it to you...
Leave her alone, dipwad.
She is correct in her reference to DQYDJ being a joke.
But you are so wrapped up in how wonderful you think you are that you can't tell a joke from an insult.
Now go back to YOUR mirror and PAT YOURSELF on the back.
I've been napping....just woke up ....and saw your post...
...I had to read your post 3 times before I got it....
CT, it's too ridiculous to even consider or make me mad....
....oh my goodness, unreal.
Everyone.... ....have a great evening.....
...I've got to get ready for our Christmas event.
Oh....my....goodness...Yuckaroonies!-LOL