I meant to offend you, you holier-than-thou type! Pray for me and feel even more holy. Bless your heart! : )
ROFLMBO!!
A good friend who's from Mississippi informed me that "Bless Your Heart" is southern-speak for "What an idiot!"
Case in point:
"Johnny just drove off with his coat tail hanging out his door - bless his heart!"
You two are a riot!!!!
Bless both your hearts and bowels..........
(I'm having a hard time typing that without letting out a huge guffaw - but then I would have to explain myself, and I don't think I want to!!!!)