[apillar]

Reminds me of that old Joke, "What are the three sizes of condoms?"

Answer: Small, Medium, and Liars

[Straight Vermonter]

Wee, not so wee, and friggin' huge! - Mike Myers as the scotsman.

[KidGlock]

Q: Did you know that all condoms now have serial numbers imprinted on the edge of the open end?

A: No.

Oh... I guess you don't have to enroll them all the way.

[Lowcountry]

A good friend once told me "I've only got 3 inches..... but most women like it that wide."