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1 posted on 12/03/2004 5:07:04 AM PST by KidGlock
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To: KidGlock

LOL I always get the XXl size myself.


2 posted on 12/03/2004 5:08:38 AM PST by Drango (Those who advocate robbing (taxing) Peter to pay Paul...will always have the support of Paul.)
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due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large," he said.

Yeah, that's what they all say. LOL

3 posted on 12/03/2004 5:09:15 AM PST by SouthernFreebird
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You just never can find one large enough.....


5 posted on 12/03/2004 5:09:25 AM PST by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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Not gonna go there... Wouldn't be prudent... < /ghwb>
7 posted on 12/03/2004 5:10:55 AM PST by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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What's white and ten inches long?.......nothing!


8 posted on 12/03/2004 5:11:50 AM PST by Time is now (We'll live to see it......Does anyone see it yet?....)
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On the other hand, women work very hard at find the right-sized bras.


11 posted on 12/03/2004 5:13:23 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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Ok, no matter what I will not mention that I have to order mine from a Texas novelty shop.


12 posted on 12/03/2004 5:14:03 AM PST by Casloy
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A friend of mine is a druggist and told me the most stolen item in a drug store happens to be small condoms..... This may explain the "sizable" loss of small condoms....


14 posted on 12/03/2004 5:14:55 AM PST by cbkaty
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Nearly 200 views on this thread now.....hehehe.....


20 posted on 12/03/2004 5:21:34 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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LoL
Funny thread


21 posted on 12/03/2004 5:22:00 AM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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How irresponsible! After all, they print the size right there at the bottom...oh wait. Most Germans never get to roll them down that far.


22 posted on 12/03/2004 5:23:57 AM PST by Doohickey ("This is a hard and dirty war, but when it's over, nothing will ever be too difficult again.”)
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Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large," he said.

In Germany there is no need to have condoms larger than an X Small Slim.
23 posted on 12/03/2004 5:26:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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I use a 20 by 20 tarpaulin
26 posted on 12/03/2004 5:27:09 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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One word : Girth


32 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:20 AM PST by Jackknife (.......Land of the Free,because of the Brave.)
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Shouldn't this be posted under "Breaking News"?


33 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:49 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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I'm reminded of an old chestnut from WW-II whereby the us was asked to provide a planeload of condoms for the russian soldiers (amongst other things). When the us asked what size, the russians replied "12 inches".

the us sent them - all marked "medium".


34 posted on 12/03/2004 5:32:35 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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True story:

My wife worked for a local chain drug store and was covering a shift in another store. They were changing out the register for the shift change and my wife came out to set up her draw.

Unknown to her, our son had walked in to purchase condoms (he is an adult), he walked up to the register and plopped down his purchase, he looked up and saw his sweet mother staring him in the face.

37 posted on 12/03/2004 5:38:15 AM PST by Popman
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"The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches)."

Is that real inches or AOL inches?


41 posted on 12/03/2004 5:44:19 AM PST by NRA1995 (Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think yer gonna fin'lly understand)
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"Pharmacist, please give me a packet of your largest condoms. Oh yeah, I also need some rubber bands...."


44 posted on 12/03/2004 5:59:27 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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Another one. Why are most women so bad at telling distance?

Because they’re told that this [holding thumb and forefinger up 4 inches apart] is 10 inches.


45 posted on 12/03/2004 6:00:29 AM PST by elfman2
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