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Who Wears the Wrong Size Condom?
Yahoo ^ | 12/3/04

Posted on 12/03/2004 5:07:04 AM PST by KidGlock

Who Wears the Wrong Size Condom?

Thu Dec 2, 8:51 AM ET Reuters

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor said on Wednesday, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large," he said.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.


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To: KidGlock

LoL
Funny thread


21 posted on 12/03/2004 5:22:00 AM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: KidGlock

How irresponsible! After all, they print the size right there at the bottom...oh wait. Most Germans never get to roll them down that far.


22 posted on 12/03/2004 5:23:57 AM PST by Doohickey ("This is a hard and dirty war, but when it's over, nothing will ever be too difficult again.”)
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To: KidGlock
Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large," he said.

In Germany there is no need to have condoms larger than an X Small Slim.
23 posted on 12/03/2004 5:26:05 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: Time is now

"What's white and ten inches long?.......nothing!"

You have obviously never seen one of John Holmes or my movies.


24 posted on 12/03/2004 5:26:39 AM PST by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
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To: Casloy
I have to order mine from a Texas novelty shop.

Your mail has been misdirected to El Paso Livestock Supply and they just haven't had the heart to tell you.

25 posted on 12/03/2004 5:26:52 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: KidGlock
I use a 20 by 20 tarpaulin
26 posted on 12/03/2004 5:27:09 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

France has just invented the Odor Eating Condom.


27 posted on 12/03/2004 5:27:24 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: KidGlock

Are French Men disappearing in large numbers?


28 posted on 12/03/2004 5:29:51 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: anniegetyourgun
On the other hand, women work very hard at find the right-sized bras.

That may be true, but a women's breasts are pretty easy to size up, real or enhanced.

On the other hand, not many guys know what size category they fall into, so of course they don't want to embarrass themselves by buying a package labeled small

By the time you are ready to use one, I don't think a smug fit is your biggest objective.!!!

29 posted on 12/03/2004 5:30:19 AM PST by Popman
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To: Drango
"The average erect penis size was 14.7...!

Oh...centimeters. (I thought they meant inches.) So that's 5-3/4 inches?

Make mine XXL too.

Oops! I forgot. I never use the damn things.

30 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:17 AM PST by Savage Beast (This is the choice: confrontation or capitulation. Appeasement is capitulation.)
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To: Straight Vermonter

"Mike Myers as the scotsman."


Didn't he play "Lothar of the hill people" on SNL?


31 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:19 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: KidGlock

One word : Girth


32 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:20 AM PST by Jackknife (.......Land of the Free,because of the Brave.)
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To: KidGlock

Shouldn't this be posted under "Breaking News"?


33 posted on 12/03/2004 5:31:49 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: KidGlock

I'm reminded of an old chestnut from WW-II whereby the us was asked to provide a planeload of condoms for the russian soldiers (amongst other things). When the us asked what size, the russians replied "12 inches".

the us sent them - all marked "medium".


34 posted on 12/03/2004 5:32:35 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Shouldn't this be posted under "Breaking News"?

Only if they are made in Indonesia.

American made is a much safer bet.

35 posted on 12/03/2004 5:33:15 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: Popman

No, I think a "smug fit" is exactly what guys are shooting for!


36 posted on 12/03/2004 5:35:27 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: KidGlock
True story:

My wife worked for a local chain drug store and was covering a shift in another store. They were changing out the register for the shift change and my wife came out to set up her draw.

Unknown to her, our son had walked in to purchase condoms (he is an adult), he walked up to the register and plopped down his purchase, he looked up and saw his sweet mother staring him in the face.

37 posted on 12/03/2004 5:38:15 AM PST by Popman
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To: Casloy

I hear that Texas shop sends them free when you purchase a pair of Wonder Briefs.


38 posted on 12/03/2004 5:38:57 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: KidGlock

LOL


39 posted on 12/03/2004 5:40:31 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: anniegetyourgun
I think a "smug fit" is exactly what guys are shooting for!

Based on the article, no wonder German guys are so frustrated!!!

40 posted on 12/03/2004 5:42:08 AM PST by Popman
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