Please, please, please sign Pedro. I'd love to see the sturm und drang when $teinbrenner tries to get him to cut his hair, show up on time, stay for entire games, not duck out early during the All-Star break, invite Mahow-Mahow into the clubhouse, etc. PLEASE take Prima Donna Petey off our hands.
If Pedro becomes a Yankee, he'll be a model citizen! ;)