So9
Yes!!
Thank you!
At that link I have Forged in the Bowels of Internetia:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.