I'd never smear the Baptists. Nor would I smear anyone else - as a Baptist, I can only sit and watch, in sadness and regret, that the rest of ya all Burn In Hell, while Baptists like me will get to spend eternity hanging with the Main Dude...
you are not a Baptist
Hey, me too! Preach it, brother! And afterwards, we'll have dinner on the ground...
A group of Christians die and go to Heaven. They are being given a tour of Heaven by Saint Peter and finally they arrive at a tall, gorgeous building where they are told they will reside. As they are going up the elevator, suddenly Saint Peter calls for everyone to be quiet and remain quiet because they were approaching the 16th floor. A few seconds later Saint Peter tells the group that it is okay to talk again. Of course, the people want to know why they had to suddenly be quiet at the 16th floor.
Saint Peter responds that the 16th floor is where they keep the Baptists and they think they are the only ones here!