Space travel available for the public. People making plans to go to the moon,mars etc. The blond announced she was going to the sun. People questioned if she knew how hot the sun was. Her reply" Helllllo, I'm going to go at night! Duh".
A blonde Democrat Poll Worker in Florida decides to try horseback riding
on her way to work even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
action.
It gallops at a rhythmic pace, but the blonde Democrat Poll Worker
begins to slip from the saddle.
Terrified, she frantically grabs for the horse's mane, but is unable to
get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse continues to gallop along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping
rider. Finally, unable to get a firm grip on the horses neck
or mane, the blonde Democrat Poll worker attempts to leap from the horse
and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over and over again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness and sure death when to her great
fortune...out of nowhere, charges Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter who sees
her dilema and unplugs the horse.
The blonde Democrat Poll worker picks herself up off the floor, fails to
thank Bobby, files an incident report at Wal-Mart, and
goes off to assist Democrat voters at the poll.
I bet your computer screen has lots of white-out on it.