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First all I know president Bush doesn't believe there is any reasoning with any of the Terrorist.

Second I could be hanged as a trader if I was to talk to one of them.

But on the other hand I would hate to see this guy continue with his path of destruction especially since the destruction is aimed at us and others.

I would first of all knock him down with the trap I've built out of rocks then, I would pull him out of the rubble and sit on his chest and pound his head in the rocks over and over again till I got his attention.

Then I would explain that the devil in him has to go. That Jesus loves him but everybody else hates him. I would slap him in the face a few times and grab his beard and slam his head in the rock a few times more.

I would tell him that he being used by the devil and is deceiving himself and others. That using evil to defeat evil doesn't always work because the devil is the big shot in that department.

And incase he hasn't noticed the Satin is running things not him. But God has allowed him to be spared because only God loves him and God wants to show him a better way and God want to break the stronghold satin has on his life.

I would then explain that the people who commit suicide while committing homicide are going to hell and that only the devil would tell them different.

I might be temped to do what Jesus talks about "people burning in hell" buy putting him on a spit and roasting him a bit till he gets the message. And see if what it say in Quare about them growing new skin as they roast so they can roast over and over again in hell, is true.

Then and I would tie him up and my donkey and I would drag him down the rocky hill and collect my 25,000,000.00 dead or alive.

I FOR GOT SOMETHING, BEFORE I ROAST HIM ON THE SPIT, I WOULD BREAK HIS NOSE AND MAKE HIM HAND OVER ALL HIS MONEY. Then I take a 550.00 dollar bill and put in some Turkish tobacco and smoke it.

1 posted on 11/23/2004 12:15:10 PM PST by realnotideal
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97 posted on 11/24/2004 9:37:58 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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My head hurts now


102 posted on 11/25/2004 8:33:19 AM PST by expatguy (Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
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Bookmarked....for humor breaks!!!


103 posted on 01/18/2005 6:16:38 PM PST by nicmarlo
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