You kiss your momma with that trashy mouth? I've heard lots of euphamisms for spanking the monkey before, (e.g. slamming the salami, chocking the chicken, etc.), but "oiling the cucumber" is a new one for me.
Don't forget flogging the Frenchman,
98 posted on 11/23/2004 9:21:35 AM PST by NeoCaveman
("I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it," -- VP Cheney)