Darksheare has informed me that the Moderators are doing cloning experiments in their basements. When their latest clone can grunt, they let it have a computer, log it on with a cute name and let it submit posts.
We are tricked into thinking these new posters are trolls. The reality is that they are grooming these clones to join DU as regulars.
Number 46 from the mod's page!
"46. And they really are breeding a Master Race. The Trolls had no idea how they were being used, or why. And they'd be horrified at the Moderators' idea of perfection."
Yikes!
NOW I know where all the trolls we find went!
/ joke joke.