[pipecorp]

"Of course I can grab my ankles, I do eet all zee time."

[Morgan's Raider]

For Sale: Surplus French army rifles. Never fired - only dropped once.

Have you seen the official French national flag? The red and blue bars are held on with velcro.

[ChicagoRighty]

Thanks for this, great list.

This needs to be forwarded to all friends, families and acquaintances... reinforce the truth.

[counterpunch]

The most famous French quote of all:
"Je me rends"

[solitas]

There are some good ones in here too: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1283429/posts

[struwwelpeter]

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

-- Chris Rock

[protest1]

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin

I think that has to be my favourite quote.