KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"

Star Mag ^ | November 21, 2004 | TONY BRENNA, LESLEY ABRAVANEL & NEIL BLINCOW

[BigSkyFreeper]

I wonder what's up with all these female Hollywood elites. I will admit I almost felt tempted to take Kidman up on her offer, but then I thought, "nah", because it would go against my principle of "being committed to a relationship". I think she was just looking for some demon seed, and dump the poor guy who gave it to her once she got what she wanted.

[BenLurkin]

Hmmmm . . .

[Mr. Jeeves]

Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years...

It's only shocking to liberals, to whom frequency of sex is the only valid measurement for quality of life. ;)

[dixiechick2000]

"But while Kirstie may be admitting this, what the heavy-set, sexstarved actress isn't saying is that she's also been blowing up at everyone around her!"



Fat, sexstarved, and blowing up at everybody.
What a mess.

She should try some hormones.

[BigSkyFreeper]

I'm too old for her though. Even though I'm like ten years younger than her. LOL

[beyond the sea]

A lap dance at 260 is like falling into a pig stall at 2 in the morning.

ROFL!

[bourbon]

Isn't she a scientologist? Surely they have some weight-loss programs. They've cornered the market on every other kind of self-help program imaginable.

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

A recent study revealed that liberals have less sex than conservatives. Even so, this broad is tanking.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Was she using utensils? Or did her table look like a competition at the county fair?

I could give a humorous reply to that, but I think I will graciously refrain. :)

[dixiechick2000]

I believe she is, but maybe
she's a lapsed Scientologist. ;o)


"They've cornered the market on every other kind of self-help program imaginable."


LOL! That's the truth.

[bourbon]

BTW, I wonder what it means to be a lapsed scientologist? You're out of the closet? You want to keep more of your money? You don't mind being sued?

[dixiechick2000]

"You're out of the closet? You want to keep more of your money? You don't mind being sued?"



Any, or all, of the above?

I used to live in Pinellas County, FL.
Their headquarters is in downtown Clearwater.
At that time, nobody liked them being there.
They were a real nuisance.

[jocon307]

"She's beginning to sound like a damned desperate tramp."

Well, she is the same woman who when she won an Emmy thanked her then husband (Parker Stevens? maybe?) for "giving [her] the big one all these years". Aske on a later interview what she meant by that she said: you know, giving me the big one!

Foolishly, I suppose, she dumped him.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Eating at the House Of Pies, I'd say she was a closet lesbian.

[EGPWS]

Neither does your vibrator. Now get off your ass and on the Stairmaster. And put the eclair down while you're at it.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Wait a minute....a 4 year span would elevate me to the list of the promiscuous... ; (

[BigSkyFreeper]

That changes everything. It makes her entire "rant" on Oprah idiotic. "I haven't had sex in four years!!! Wah-ah-ah-ah-hah!!!"

Yeah, dingbat, and you dumped the guy giving it to ya.

[bourbon]

They used to have a training center in my neighborhood on the N.Side of Chicago. I always wanted to bug it, so I could listen to all of their bizarre rantings and ravings. Besides, I thought it would be cool to say I had ripped off the Scientologists and learned how to become Theta-Prime for FREE. Of course, I never did this (it being highly illegal and all), but I did fantasize about it. I figured it would serve them right for having ripped off so many other people.

[EGPWS]

She should try some hormones.

How could making sounds that a street walker would make help her? ; )

[solitas]

Oh - go ahead! :)

[BigSkyFreeper]

Post #34 comes as close as I can get. LOL