LOL, Great one!
Kim Jong-Il is actually a just a reincarnated Napoleon, only, you know... Korean.
Churchill dispensed rabid badgers in burlap sacks to Brit paratroopers. "When you find them sleeping in their foxholes, lads, drop a one of these furious rabid badgers into their pants. Then and only then may you go forth with your mission. It's all about taking the mickey, boys."
Stalin's Gulags were actually really fun, full of ice-cream and cotton candy shops, and everyone that said otherwise is playing a really funny inside joke on all of us.
Wow, rewriting history is fun :D
...so this is why Liberals are so content in the face of demise. Treat lying as just another color in the wheel. Be amazed at your own creativity. So sofisticated. So Sofistricated.