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To: Ma3lst0rm

I heard Lincoln had an affair with Alexander.
Oliver Stone could make another porn movie about it.


49 posted on 11/20/2004 10:28:54 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Lancey Howard

I have a question.

Who is Oliver Stone?

If you are going to define (or redefine) people for a living, then doesn't your life become subject to definition?

Oliver Stone?

Hmmm?

Oliver Stone was recently seen buying multiple copies of lifesize Scott Hamilton (as Luke Skywalker) cardboard cutouts.

Oliver Stone was a regular member of a sexaholics annonomous group formed to specifically deal with tupperware fetishes.

Oliver Stone bought and sold east Australian Jabba Jabba birds until his efforts resulted in the last surviving female being pinned by the neck under a delapidated
Zebra motifed LandRover.

Oliver Stone befriended a Scottish Doctoral student, who rumor has, while covered in a rasberry vinegrette read aloud the constitution to an audience of celebrities... many of whom were shocked by its candid language and sense of "rightness".

What say you Oliver?

Defend yourself Man!




64 posted on 11/20/2004 10:44:59 PM PST by The Real Eddie01 (Man, do I hate corruption.)
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