The searches as actually performed, according to many seemingly reliable victims are something else. These officers are not obeying regulations, they are simply enjoying humiliating people in the confidence that they will suffer it to get on the plane, rather than missing the plane to file charges.
If there are two of you being processed, make sure you both have cameras and make them obvious.
Write down badge numbers.
Be willing to miss a flight to call for a real policeman and file felony assault charges.
I really am afraid of what will happen if this nonsense is tried on Lisa Anne. If anyone gropes her, he/she is gonna be swallowing teeth, badge or no badge.
The same applies to me. I have never in my life allowed anyone to put hands on me with impunity. I never will.
I however, am patient enough to get a badge number, track the clown down the next month and put him in a wheelchair, or a coffin, while he's off duty. Lisa Anne isn't.
So9
LOL about your border solution too. If only.