[sweetliberty]

"some of my ex-girlfriends were trolls.. I think"

Ah yes, the little "princess" with the staple gun.

[Darksheare]

Yes.
I had to staple some screen over the top vent of my brother's snake tank.
I was sweating afterwards, but not because of straining.

"P-CHOCK!"
I sincerely hope to never hear that sound behind me again.