Hey..........you're the resident cheerer upper. No mas. No mas.
You must be lurking on DU too much.......:-)
Rain Poncho is the answer it leave you hands free and covers you head!
Rain Poncho - Packable Nylon
http://www.goinginstyle.com/gis/body_individual_new.asp?pf%5Fid=609&dept%5Fid=29&error=unavailable
Swiss Camoflauge Rain Poncho
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=645584&cid=25608&fp=F#
Rain Poncho
http://www.safetycentral.com/emrapo.html
What do I need to go to DU for? I deal with enough real life DUhmmies every day.