ROTFL! Gran, somehow I don't have a hard time picturing you hopping, gollum-like, around a big pot over a blazing fire in the middle of the forest, while Darks looks on lashed to a nearby tree.
I got the mental image of the witches dance, side saddle on the broom, shuffling sideways around the kettle, and chanting.
Only the chanting is weird and includes stuff like "appease the goddess of Victoria's Secret, and the spirit of Frederick's be invoked" and such..
Never trust a Grannie that relates to witches.. ;)
On Halloween, of course..ahem..